It is an incident when I was here in college during Summer Vacations.
I was sitting in 4-H Food Court , having sprite and Onion Parantha . At that instant , I saw a person coming there , wearing a hat (Shahrukh Khan type) healthy , age around 30 years . He ordered two samosas and with his plate in hands , he was looking for a sheet . At that instant he saw me , and start coming towards my table . I was thinking that guy is looking for Sauce , but he sat in front of my chair and conversation Started :
(I really don't remember his name so for this stuff I am using ABC in his place)
ABC : Hi , I m ABC
ME : hello , I m ashish
ABC : Your smile is great and u r cute
(Hello !!! , I m not getting u , I m not that kind of guy u r thinking)
ME : Ok , thanku (used to it !!!)
ABC : You must have a Girlfriend
ME : No , not right now but looking for someone (last three words are just for the sake to realize him that I m not g##)
ABC : (He give me a mysterious smile ) U r on M Tech
ME : No , I m in B tech 3rd year ECE branch and U???
ABC : I am just visiting Material science labs here to get something
ME : U r looking for some job or what ?
ABC : I was a teacher and had experience of 8 years in Chandigarh college
ME : So , what r u doing here ?
ABC : They fired me from college and Police is looking for me
ME : Police is looking for u??
(Who r u , a terrorist ??)
ABC : Police often come to my college and ask from my collegues about my present address ...
ME : What u had done and what are u doing here ??
ABC : Leave it , tell me what type of girl u want as your girlfriend ?
(After a scary 5 min. story u r saying LEAVE IT!!! at peak stage , why ??)
ME : A smart girl , who can understand me and it doesn't matter whether she is beautiful or not ...
(He started laughing......)
ABC : Let me give u some advice , I was also like u 10 years ago , was in love with a girl , but she was quite smart and I love that part of her .
(Now there must be coming a Great love story)
ME : So , what happened ?
ABC : Her parents arrange her marriage somewhere else and I lost her.
(How can u say this a story this is so obvious these days , hadd ho gayi ....)
ME : what , after that ???
ABC : I was totally out of my mind and I had done such mistakes that I shouldn't do ....
(Now , here comes the climax of story....)
ME : What u had done ?
ABC : Leave it , just remember , "Fix Your Priorities in ur life before doing anything"
(WTF , atleast u complete ur story ...)
Then he stood up and left the table. I never talked to such guy . For next 5 minutes I keep trying to make some link between his stories but failed .
Still in confusion "HE WAS A TERRORIST OR LOVER ??"
I was sitting in 4-H Food Court , having sprite and Onion Parantha . At that instant , I saw a person coming there , wearing a hat (Shahrukh Khan type) healthy , age around 30 years . He ordered two samosas and with his plate in hands , he was looking for a sheet . At that instant he saw me , and start coming towards my table . I was thinking that guy is looking for Sauce , but he sat in front of my chair and conversation Started :
(I really don't remember his name so for this stuff I am using ABC in his place)
ABC : Hi , I m ABC
ME : hello , I m ashish
ABC : Your smile is great and u r cute
(Hello !!! , I m not getting u , I m not that kind of guy u r thinking)
ME : Ok , thanku (used to it !!!)
ABC : You must have a Girlfriend
ME : No , not right now but looking for someone (last three words are just for the sake to realize him that I m not g##)
ABC : (He give me a mysterious smile ) U r on M Tech
ME : No , I m in B tech 3rd year ECE branch and U???
ABC : I am just visiting Material science labs here to get something
ME : U r looking for some job or what ?
ABC : I was a teacher and had experience of 8 years in Chandigarh college
ME : So , what r u doing here ?
ABC : They fired me from college and Police is looking for me
ME : Police is looking for u??
(Who r u , a terrorist ??)
ABC : Police often come to my college and ask from my collegues about my present address ...
ME : What u had done and what are u doing here ??
ABC : Leave it , tell me what type of girl u want as your girlfriend ?
(After a scary 5 min. story u r saying LEAVE IT!!! at peak stage , why ??)
ME : A smart girl , who can understand me and it doesn't matter whether she is beautiful or not ...
(He started laughing......)
ABC : Let me give u some advice , I was also like u 10 years ago , was in love with a girl , but she was quite smart and I love that part of her .
(Now there must be coming a Great love story)
ME : So , what happened ?
ABC : Her parents arrange her marriage somewhere else and I lost her.
(How can u say this a story this is so obvious these days , hadd ho gayi ....)
ME : what , after that ???
ABC : I was totally out of my mind and I had done such mistakes that I shouldn't do ....
(Now , here comes the climax of story....)
ME : What u had done ?
ABC : Leave it , just remember , "Fix Your Priorities in ur life before doing anything"
(WTF , atleast u complete ur story ...)
Then he stood up and left the table. I never talked to such guy . For next 5 minutes I keep trying to make some link between his stories but failed .
Still in confusion "HE WAS A TERRORIST OR LOVER ??"
